I love the zoo... There's animals and junk food and more animals and walking around and more animals and drinking soda and walking around. The zoo I go to requires you to wear shirt. When I go, I wear a funny shirt so that the animals at the zoo can have a laugh. I know what you're thinking... There's going to be a dumb line about a hyena next. Well, I won't stoop to that! Monkeys throw their poo. I've seen it... I wish I was a monkey. If I was, I would wear a funny zoo shirt because I could. That's because I would still be a primate. Other animals in the zoo can't wear shirts because they are not built for it. Giraffes never wear shirts... Or pants, for that matter. Monkeys wear funny zoo shirts and their trainers laugh. I will wear a funny zoo shirt when I go to the zoo. Perhaps you know someone who belongs in a zoo. Get them a funny zoo shirt. Do it today! Your zoo will thank you.
