Video games are great. Did you know that the first video games were invented by the Mayan Indians and were originally worshiped as gods? The Mayans would gather all their quarters together and sacrafice them to the video game gods. In return, they might be able to achieve the high score. Whomever got the high score became the tribal spritual leader. I'm pretty sure that's true. I missed a lot of school because I sat around playing video games. While playing video games, I would wear funny shirts. These funny shirts would have pictures of pac man on them or maybe super mario. I have this one shirt that has donkey kong getting eaten by pac man while zelda watches. It looks like a scene from pulp fiction or something. That would be a funny video game shirt. Someone should make a shirt that looks like the scene with the gimp. Donkey Kong can be the gimp, Mario can be Marsallus and Zelda can be Bruce Willis. That would be super sweet. I also like the street fighter and mortal kombat games.
