I read somewhere that the average American watches 32 hours of television per day. I believe I'm a bit above average. I have seven televisions in my house, including one in the crapper. Yep, I loves me some television. While watching television, I occasionally wear a shirt. The shirt is preferred by my family to hide my man boobs. I bet my manboobs would be a little smaller if I didn't love television so much. Oh well. I have a funny television shirt to hide my teats, so it's no big deal. Get yourself a funny television shirt to hide your manboobs too!
