Have you ever noticed that teachers drink a lot. I have. I have friends that are teachers and they drink like fish. I make fun of them by wearing my funny teacher shirts. Teachers like to get shirts as gifts because they have to wear shirts while teaching or else they get in trouble. Some teachers sleep with their students. They are bad teachers, unless the student is over 18 and consents to sexual contact. In that case it is difficult to fault them because some 18 year olds are smoking hot. Buy a funny teacher shirt and maybe you can score with a smoking hot 18 year old.