When man first crawled onto land from the ocean, he invented mountains and then strapped rocks to his feet. He climbed to the top of the mountain and tried to slide down. He died. Thousands of years later, we strap long skis to our feet to honor this brave fish-man. Skiing has come a long way since the first fish-man strapped rocks to his feet. Today, we have ski lifts and ski poles and, most importantly, ski bunnies. These bunnies are hot. You need to distinguish yourself from all those slick ski bums with their fancy jackets and nice cars. You need a funny skiing shirt. That will show the bunnies that you stand out in a crowd. You're not affraid to ski the black diamond route in a funny skiing t-shirt. You've got balls. Great big skiing balls. And those balls need a shirt. Wear a funny skiing shirt and your big balls will get noticed by the super sexy ski bunnies. I swear you will.
