I have a Sims addiction. It started with The Sims. Once I tried it I was hooked. After I stopped playing, I looked at my real life and I realized that my room scores are way too low. Also, my hygene was in the red because I had played for two days straight. Pretty soon, I started missing work. When I did go to work, I would play the sims with a copy of word running. If my boss came in, I would Alt+Tab over to the memo. It wasn't a big deal. I thought I could handle it. It wasn't that bad. Then came Sims 2. That's when my downward spiral became a slide into the depths of hell. I lost my job and my wife left me. I started turning tricks in order to afford expansion packs. Eventually, all I had left was my funny sims t-shirt and my laptop. I would find outlets in picnic shelters to charge my PC and I would stand on the corner begging for money to buy more funny sims tee shirts. Eventually, I was arrested because one of my clients turned out to be a cop. Now I'm in Jail. I get three square
