Policemen and Policewomen risk their lives every day to keep us safe. When they aren't in uniform, they wear shirts. I bet that they would occasionally like one of those shirts to be a funny policemen shirt. If you know a policeman, perhaps someone in your family, you should get them a funny police shirt as a gift. Maybe your favorite policeman is the one who busts you for giving handjobs at stoplights. That policeman deserves a funny shirt. Maybe your favorite policeman is the one who searches the lockers at your school. Give that policeman a funny shirt too. Funny shirts for policemen are a great idea. You could carry one in your glove compartment. Then when you get pulled over and the cop askes for your insurance, you could pull out the funny shirt and show it to the officer. Then you could say, maybe Mr. Shirt would do instead of insurance. The police officer would no doubt be flattered by the funny police shirt and let you off with a warning. 60% of the time it works every time.
