Buy Motorcycle Shirts Here! Check out the shirts on this site. Motorcycles are so cool. Here is a motorcycle joke: Motorcycle rider pulls into a diner in upstate N.Y. Seats himself and asks the waitress for 2 headlites and 2 wheels. The waitress who had just worked all night wasn't in a good mood said what are you talking about? The rider already tired ,but happy to relax at the diner said' Just tell the cook he'll know what I mean but the expression 2 headlights and 2 wheels. By this time the waitress is pissed and yells back at the old cook, 'I got this weird one out here who thinks you'll know what he wants if he orders 2 headlites and 2 wheels'. Yeah I know what he wants, Yells the cook, He wants 2 eggs sunny side up and 2 pancakes. No problem . Well this just pisses off the waitress even more than before. SO, just be the breakfast is served to the rider, she walks up with a big plate of chili beans and slams them down on the table. 'Here' she yells for all to hear, ' here's you c
