Halloween is my favorite holiday. When I was a kid, we used to map out the neighborhood and run as fast as we could to each house. We would find the best route that didn't repeat itself. Then we would only choose costumes that were good for high speed travel. One time, we just wore funny shirts so that we wouldn't be bothered with burdensome costumes. Check out the funny halloween shirts here. You can wear them when you are around the neighborhood with your kids. There was one guy in our neighborhood that would dress up in a scary warewolf mask and then come charging down the stairs after we rang his doorbell. It turns out that he was a complete psychopath. They found his parents in the crawlspace of his house. Both of his parents were wearing funny halloween shirts, so you know they died happy. Get a funny halloween shirt here and you will also be happy when a psycho killer cuts off your toes and feeds them to you like they were grapes. He would look at you and say... Peel me a toe an
