I love to celebrate the birth of our nation on the 4th of July. Give me hot dogs, beer, explosions, and chicks in bikinis and I'm all set. What I find the chicks really dig is a funny fourth of july t-shirt. I would like to have a girl on both arm, but ever since that problem back in 1993 with that m-80 firecracker, I can't do that. I can have one girl on my left arm, but I ain't got much from the elbow down on the right. I find that the funny fourth of july shirts help take away from the horrible disfigurement on my face. When the fourth rolls around, I'm always ready for a party. Get a funny shirt to help mask your horrible jagged facial scars or defects in your personality! It works for me! Show your patriotism or show off your sense of humor with an Independence Day Tee Shirt!
