Ahhh... The environment... Isn't it great. I love the Earth. Seriously. I love the earth in a physical way. Sometimes I like to take the earth out and get it a little drunk. Then I get it back to my place and'accidentially' turn on some soft core porn on Cinemax. I'll be all like, 'Oops... I didn't mean for you to see that...' And the earth is like, 'No, it's OK leave it on...' Then I dim the lights and we watch Skinemax togther while I fondle her Grand Tetons. After a while, I like to spin her around and nail her in the ol' south pole. Earth is hot! To celebrate my favorite slut of a planet, I now present funny Earth Day shirts. Earth Day is in April sometime. Don't forget Earth Day or she'll get pissed and think you only like her for the sex. Buy funny earth day shirts here.
