If you're a chess player and you like funny shirts, check out these funny chess shirts. Personally, I stink at chess. I keep getting beat by my computer even when it's on the easy level. Wear a funny shirt to your next chess game. Here is a chess joke: In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say: 'What a clever dog!' But the man protests: 'No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!' Here is another one: What's the difference between a professional chess player and a large cheese pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.